Are you invisible and you're gonna, like, fart on me?
Hi! I'm Mr Meeseeks! Look at me! Don't Morty me! I tricked Rick into taking Dad on an adventure because I thought I could get a break from this kind of shit! But no! Like father, like goddamn daughter! You wanna be like Rick?! Congratulations! You're just as arrogant and just as irresponsible! It takes, like, 78 years to hang a dragon to death.
Like nothing shady ever happened in a fully furnished office?
You ever hear about Wall Street Morty? You know what those guys do in their fancy board rooms? They take their balls and dip 'em in cocaine and wipe 'em all over each other. You know Grandpa goes around and he does his business in public because grandpa isn't shady. Oh, we're welllll past that, Jerry! It's a figure of speech, Morty! They're bureaucrats! I don't respect them. Just keep shooting, Morty! You have no idea what prison is like here! Rick, is this a Saw thing? Are you seriously Sawing the Vindicators?
I can finally go on that trip I've been talking about. You know what shy pooping is, Rick? Why is "lesbian" part of her job title? Do you wanna develop an app?
Why don't you ask the smartest people in the universe, Jerry? Oh yeah you can't. They blew up. Not so fast Morty. You heard your mom. We've got adventures to go on, Morty. Just you and me. And sometimes your sister, and sometimes your mom, but never your dad. You wanna know why, Morty? Because he crossed me. They're not infinite universes left in sync with the show. Allahu blehhhh Akbar!
