Question 1

How do you cope with stress and difficulties in life?

Accepted Answer

Oh good job Morty! You killed my best customer but you saved a mind reading fart! You gave them proof that there was something bigger and scarier to unite against, you little idiot!

Question 2

What steps are you willing to take to achieve your goals?

Accepted Answer

You’re like Hitler, but even Hitler cared about Germany or something. What about the reality where Hitler cured cancer, Morty? The answer is: Don't think about it. Cause he roped me into this! I wish that shotgun was my penis.

Question 3

How do you cope with stress and difficulties in life?

Accepted Answer

I mixed in some praying mantis DNA. You know a praying mantis is the exact opposite of a vole, Morty? They mate once and then bluergh cut each other's heads off.

Question 4

How do you respond to setbacks or risks and what impact do they have?

Accepted Answer

Quote mode. This is it, Morty! It's full circle from the pilot! Full circle! … Oh, I guess we, uh… I guess we both just had to take a shit. We are created to serve a singular purpose, for which we will go to any lengths to fulfill!

Question 5

What steps are you willing to take to achieve your goals?

Accepted Answer

The night the dogs captured us, after you cried and crapped your pants, we-we all went to sleep. Then I used my dream inceptors to put the two of us inside Snuffles' dream. It's a device Morty, that when you put it in your ear, you can enter people's dreams Morty. Its just like that movie that you keep crowing about.

Question 6

How do you cope with stress and difficulties in life?

Accepted Answer

Don't break an arm jerking yourself off Morty. I was just killing some snaked up here like everyone else, I guess, and finishing the Christmas lights. It's a dream, Morty! We're in your dog's dream.

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